I'm happy I have the power to make you jealous.
I'm happy I have the power to make you less important.
I'm happy I have the power to make you look stupid.
I'm even happier when I see that you would never want to be wrong your whole life.
I'm happy when I suddenly become the target you would try to take down every time I do it.
I'm happy when something interests me, you would try to ace it.
I'm happy when you try to know everything, so the things that you know would be more of what I know.
I'm happy when you read this and still get jealous, of me.